Hier 2 schräge Weihnachtsgedichte ....
<link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:HyphenationZone>21</w:HyphenationZone> <wunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <wontGrowAutofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:"Comic Sans MS"; panose-1:3 15 7 2 3 3 2 2 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:script; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:647 0 0 0 159 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:70.85pt 70.85pt 2.0cm 70.85pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Normale Tabelle"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]-->[FONT="]When the snow falls wunderbar
And the children happy are
When the Glatteis on the street,
And we all a Glühwein need,
Then you know, es ist soweit :
She is here, the Weihnachtszeit.
Every Parkhaus ist besetzt,
Weil die people fahren jetzt,
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt,
Shopping hirnverbrannte things
And the Christmasglocke rings.
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits....
Mother in the kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- und Mandelkeks
Daddy in the Nebenraum
Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum
He ist hanging auf the balls
Then he from the Leiter falls...
Finally the Kinderlein
To the Zimmer kommen rein
And es sings the familiy
Schauerlich:"Oh Christmastree !"
And the jeder in the house
Is packing die Geschenke aus.
Frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht
Merry Christmas allerseits.
Mama finds unter der Tanne
Eine brandnew Teflonpfanne,
Papa gets a Schlips und Socken,
Everybody does frohlocken,
President speaks in TVie,
All around is Harmonie.
Bis mother in the kitchen runs
im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.
And so comes die Feuerwehr,
With tatü tata daher.
And they bring a long, long Schlauch
And a long, long Leiter auch.
And they schrei "Wasser marsch"
Christmas is now am A....
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnachts, Frohe Weihnacht
Merry Christmas allerseits.[/FONT]
oder
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When the last Kalendersheets
flattern through the winterstreets
and Dezemberwind is blowing
then ist everybody knowing
that it is not allzuweit
she does come the Weihnachtszeit.
All the Menschen, Leute, people
flippen out of ihr warm Stüble
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess
make Konsum and business,
kaufen this und jene things
and the churchturmglocke rings.
Manche holen sich a Tännchen
when this brennt they cry "Attention".
Rufen for the Feuerwehr
"Please come quick to löschen her!"
Goes the Tännchen off in Rauch
they are standing on the Schlauch.
In the kitchen of the house
mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
She is working, schufts and bakes
the hit is now her Joghurtkeks
and the Opa says als Tester
"We are killed bis to Silvester".
Then he fills the last Glas wine-
yes this is the christmastime!
Day by day does so vergang
and the holy night does come
you can think, you can remember
this is immer in Dezember.
Then the childrenlein are coming
candle-Wachs is abwärts running.
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
while the Towerglocke rings
and the angels look so fine
well this is the Weihnachtstime.
Baby-eyes are kugelrund
the family feels kerngesund
when unterm Weihnachtsbaum they're hocking
then nothing can them ever shocking.
They are happy, are so fine
this happens in the christmastime.
The animals all in the house
the Hund, the Katz, the bird, the Maus,
are turning round the Weihnachtsstress,
enjoying this as never nie
well they find Kitekat and Chappi
in the Geschenkkarton of Papi.
The family begins to sing
and wieder does a Glöckchen ring.
Zum Song vom grünen Tannenbaum
the Tränen rennen down and down.
bis our mother plötzlich flennt
"The christmas-Gans im Ofen brennt!"
Her nose indeed is very fine
ENDE OF THE WEIHNACHTSTIME [/FONT][FONT="]<o>
Gruß Markus
</o>[/FONT]
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And the children happy are
When the Glatteis on the street,
And we all a Glühwein need,
Then you know, es ist soweit :
She is here, the Weihnachtszeit.
Every Parkhaus ist besetzt,
Weil die people fahren jetzt,
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt,
Shopping hirnverbrannte things
And the Christmasglocke rings.
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits....
Mother in the kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- und Mandelkeks
Daddy in the Nebenraum
Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum
He ist hanging auf the balls
Then he from the Leiter falls...
Finally the Kinderlein
To the Zimmer kommen rein
And es sings the familiy
Schauerlich:"Oh Christmastree !"
And the jeder in the house
Is packing die Geschenke aus.
Frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht
Merry Christmas allerseits.
Mama finds unter der Tanne
Eine brandnew Teflonpfanne,
Papa gets a Schlips und Socken,
Everybody does frohlocken,
President speaks in TVie,
All around is Harmonie.
Bis mother in the kitchen runs
im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.
And so comes die Feuerwehr,
With tatü tata daher.
And they bring a long, long Schlauch
And a long, long Leiter auch.
And they schrei "Wasser marsch"
Christmas is now am A....
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnachts, Frohe Weihnacht
Merry Christmas allerseits.[/FONT]
oder
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When the last Kalendersheets
flattern through the winterstreets
and Dezemberwind is blowing
then ist everybody knowing
that it is not allzuweit
she does come the Weihnachtszeit.
All the Menschen, Leute, people
flippen out of ihr warm Stüble
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess
make Konsum and business,
kaufen this und jene things
and the churchturmglocke rings.
Manche holen sich a Tännchen
when this brennt they cry "Attention".
Rufen for the Feuerwehr
"Please come quick to löschen her!"
Goes the Tännchen off in Rauch
they are standing on the Schlauch.
In the kitchen of the house
mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
She is working, schufts and bakes
the hit is now her Joghurtkeks
and the Opa says als Tester
"We are killed bis to Silvester".
Then he fills the last Glas wine-
yes this is the christmastime!
Day by day does so vergang
and the holy night does come
you can think, you can remember
this is immer in Dezember.
Then the childrenlein are coming
candle-Wachs is abwärts running.
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
while the Towerglocke rings
and the angels look so fine
well this is the Weihnachtstime.
Baby-eyes are kugelrund
the family feels kerngesund
when unterm Weihnachtsbaum they're hocking
then nothing can them ever shocking.
They are happy, are so fine
this happens in the christmastime.
The animals all in the house
the Hund, the Katz, the bird, the Maus,
are turning round the Weihnachtsstress,
enjoying this as never nie
well they find Kitekat and Chappi
in the Geschenkkarton of Papi.
The family begins to sing
and wieder does a Glöckchen ring.
Zum Song vom grünen Tannenbaum
the Tränen rennen down and down.
bis our mother plötzlich flennt
"The christmas-Gans im Ofen brennt!"
Her nose indeed is very fine
ENDE OF THE WEIHNACHTSTIME [/FONT][FONT="]<o>
Gruß Markus
</o>[/FONT]